HOW BAD IS THE ECONOMY?

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them....

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad Goldman Sachs laid off 25 Congressmen.

Badda-Bing! Baada-Boom!